Monday, December 06, 2010

TOP 5 I KNOW YOU'RE LYING

Every week we'll try to hit you with a top 5. here is this weeks:

TOP 5 REASONS I KNOW YOU ARE LYING.

5. Your pitch changes. Your voice gets so loud that I can't even hear you anymore...Is that, is that pantomime?

4. You can't look me in my eyes. I never realized I was dealing with Stevie Wonder.

3. You're stuttering and tripping over your words worse than Beyonce falling headfirst down those stairs.

2. You repeat my question. "Huh? Oh you said what time did i get home?..."

1. If I ask you a question and you look to the right...That's imagination and you are pulling a rabbit of a lie out of your ass!

....I was working late.com...

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